Community Spirit

Community Spirit

Christmas time…

 

Christmas is almost upon us; a time to cherish those close to us, a time to reflect and count our blessings.

 

It is also a time when our community spirit is raised as we realise how lucky we are compared to others who may find Christmas a particularly difficult time.

 

Some musicians go into the community and play to those whose circumstances have led them to spend their lives in an institutional home.

 

It is very important to fully appreciate that it is their home and that you are a visitor. It is a completely different relationship to that between a performer and a paying audience.

 

Sometimes the hosts may wish to offer their guests polite hospitality:-

 

A violinist friend of mine recently found himself in such a situation.

 

Deep in concentration and halfway through a technically demanding piece, he was asked if he would prefer tea or coffee. He wished that he had been asked a closed question to which he could respond with a nod or shake of the head.

 

His rude unresponsiveness was met with “Well would you prefer a mince pie or a sandwich?”

 

Through the panic of a divided mind, he managed to keep up with his flautist duet partner with only a few dropped notes. However, he again failed to politely respond to his host who then haughtily advised him that she would bring him a tray so that he could choose.

 

Sometimes, although you are a visitor, you may not be a particularly welcome one:-

 

A couple of years ago we played for a group of about fifteen people. We played our most exciting and festive pieces with flair and gusto. The residents seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the performance and were swaying from side to side.

 

After we had finished, I asked one of the hosts if he had enjoyed our concert.

 

“Not really” he replied “It was too loud and you were in the way of the telly. Our favourite programme was on.”

 

I apologised and explained that we hadn’t realised.

 

“That’s ok” he said “It’s repeated tomorrow. Do you want a mince pie?”

 

“Yes please, I’d love one.” I replied.

 

He brought me a mince pie and we sat down together and talked for a while before he politely excused himself to mingle.

 

“The fact is, society is made more hospitable by every individual who acts as if ‘do unto others’ really was a rule.” ~Gary Hamel~

The Tea Party

The Tea Party

When performing for the public, it is important to stay focussed...

Last Saturday was our first public engagement as a Tea Party String ensemble. We consist of three violinists, a violist and two cellists. One of the cellists proposed the formation of the group for Saturday’s event, a birthday party for his friend. The birthday girl apparently wanted a sophisticated celebration to mark the occasion of her thirtieth – a tea party - hence the enlistment of our string ensemble with a classical repertoire with a smattering of elegant salon music.

I have found, when giving a public performance that I enter into a trance-like state. I am focussed on the music and playing and, although marginally aware of my surroundings and the audience; I am not completely engaged and thus avoid being distracted. This trance-like state gathers momentum about 24 hours before the event.

We arrived at the venue and were greeted by a six foot tall white rabbit. He directed us towards our playing area, looked at his pocket watch and informed us that we were late.

The playing area set aside for us appeared to be a converted log store with brick walls on three sides and a tin roof. There was an antique rug covering the stone floor, a non-functioning wood burning stove and a stuffed wildebeest head hanging on the wall.

There was natural light emanating from the front of the log store augmented by static disco lighting and a mirror ball overhead. In front of the log store stage was a long dining table groaning with cake stands and tea pots. Cardboard hearts, white on one side and shiny red on the other, hung in the surrounding foliage and flickered mesmerisingly in the afternoon sunlight. All of these sensations served to deepen my hypnotic state.

We played our first set and the tea party guests maintained a dignified silence. Then there were shouts of “Speech, speech!” The birthday girl, sporting a rather impressive top hat, rose from her place at the head of the long dining table.

“Thank you” she said. “and thank them” indicating towards us with a cake slice.

There was no response.

“THANK THEM!!” she bellowed. The tea party guests begrudgingly turned towards us and applauded. I could see them applauding but could not hear them as most of them had furry paws which lacked resonance.

A man wearing steampunk goggles shouted “You’ve forgotten someone!” “I’ve forgotten someone???!!” exclaimed the birthday girl. “YES!” He shouted “The big fat git!” A sturdy looking chap then appeared.

Ah, I thought, I recognise him... Tweedle Dee or maybe Tweedle Dum... at which point our lead violinist whispered “Taydeeyum”. The violist muttered “Tedium”. No, I thought, either Tweedle Dee or Tweeddle Dum but certainly not Taydeeyum or Tedium.

My fellow ensemble members then started to play... Te Deum... composed by Marc-Antoine Charpentier. I missed the first few bars but managed to catch up and regain my focus.

We played on to the unresponsive cats, rabbits and dormice who were intently concentrating on their sandwiches and cakes. I was only vaguely aware of the occasional appreciative exclamation; notably from an unidentifiable furry creature screeching something which sounded like “It must be my eyebrows!”

Then I could hear a rhythmic beating noise. I thought perhaps the pressure was finally getting to me. Then it felt as though a chanting effect was resonating inside my head...chanting which sounded like “trifle trifle trifle trifle.”

Our leader counted us in for the next piece... 1, 2, 3.. at which point my esteemed colleague to my left exclaimed “TRIFLE!!!!!.... I LOVE TRIFLE!!!!”.  I had successfully managed to ignore the occasional glimpse of his comedy cufflinks but now my concentration was shattered. I looked up to see the Queen of Hearts presenting an enormous bowl of trifle to the tea party guests who were excitedly banging their spoons on the dining table.

I can remember little else. It became cold as the sun went down... so very cold. I vaguely recall the violist saying that next time he would wear a vest - tucked into his pants.

We played an encore… a small boy (or perhaps it was a caterpillar) cheered with delight.

The next thing I knew I was at home... there was a little bottle of wine… I looked at the label, “Drink Me” it said. So I did.

I reflected upon the very curious and thoroughly wonderful afternoon that had passed and felt a renewed appreciation of the perfectly amazing people in this wonderland that we call life.

So that is the story of our Tea Party Adventure… “Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” ~Lewis Carroll~

Come Dine With Me

Come Dine With Me

My boss had a rare visit at home from a friend…

 

Me: “How did it go last night, with your friend?”

 

My boss: “It went very well. Do you know what? He brought a bottle of wine!”

 

Me: “Oh that was nice of him. Did you cook?”

 

My boss: “No, no. He came round to watch the football match with me.”

 

Me: “Did you have nibbles then?”

 

My boss: “HE brought nibbles with him. We had a glass of wine and some peanuts watching the football.”

 

Me: “Don’t you think you should have bought some nibbles?”

 

My boss: “I did buy some Doritos but I didn’t need to get them out because he brought peanuts.”

 

The cleaner <under her breath whilst mopping the floor>: “Tight git!”

 

Me: “Will you be seeing your friend again soon?”

My boss: “No, I don’t think so. He said he’s usually very busy every evening and at weekends.”

 

I notice a small packet of “Tangy Cheese” Doritos on his desk.