Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

International Trade

International Trade

When developing international trade it’s important to speak the same language…
 
My boss: <on the telephone> “Bonjour Madame… er… je voudrais parlez avec monsieur Soufflé s’il vous plait…… Pardon?...... il n’est pas ici?” <covers the handset> “What does il n’est pas ici mean?”
 
Me: “He isn’t here.”
 
My boss: “What?”
 
Me: “It means he isn’t here, or rather there.”
 
My boss: “Who?”
 
Me: “Monsieur Soufflé isn’t there… at the place your calling.”
 
My boss: “Where is he?”
 
Me: “I don’t know… ask her.”
 
My boss: <back on the phone> “er…OK bon, je commande  Monsieur Soufflé ist nicht dans la bureau… er… vare ist he, Monsieur Soufflé?......oh…..ok, je commande, merci beaucoup, bye bye.”
 
Me: “Where is he then?”
 
My boss: “Who?”
 
Me: “Monsieur Soufflé.”
 
My boss: “He’s not there.”
 
Me: “Oh well, try again tomorrow.”
 
The development of international trade also requires persistence.

Thursday, 29 August 2013

The Marketing Guru

The Marketing Guru

Introducing the Marketing Guru...


The Marketing Guru persuaded my boss to subscribe to her services. It seems that she managed to achieve this by sitting really close to him, feigning an interest in his television-watching exploits and loudly proclaiming that he was obviously very clever and very busy.

For some reason she rarely visits and, if she phones, she strongly resists being put through to my boss, preferring instead to leave a brief message.

We have just had a rare visit from the Marketing Guru. Last time she got into my bad books by being shouty and messily eating an overfilled coronation chicken sandwich in the office. This time however she redeemed herself by speaking softly, just drinking tea and telling me that she likes my hair.