Showing posts with label Listening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Listening. Show all posts

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Tempo Fugit

Tempo Fugit

A very important role of the conductor is setting the tempo, the timing of the piece that the orchestra must adhere to…
 
We are told that the timing is often more important than the notes (luckily).
 
Even if you are stumbling and scrambling to play the notes, you must not slow down, ever, it is not permitted.
 
If you falter, your eyes must leap forward and you must somehow find a way to dive back into the music at full speed.
 
Everyone plays at exactly the same speed and that is what keeps the orchestra together as a cohesive unit.
 
That is what ensures that the notes weave expertly between each other.
 
That is what makes it sound like music rather than a chaotic jumble of sounds – everyone strictly obeying the conductor’s tempo.
 
Sometimes though, something strange and mysterious happens...
 
The tempo slows down, the whole orchestra slows down and the conductor slows down. Then it speeds up to the original tempo again.
 
More often than not, nothing is said about this peculiar phenomenon. Sometimes however, something is said; inevitably by someone who has the unenviable task of counting thirty nine bars of rests until they are called upon to play again.
 
Bored musician: “Erm… I think it slowed down from bar 168 to bar 174.”
 
Maestro: “Yes, you’re absolutely right, it did.”
 
Bored musician: “But there is nothing to say that it should. There is no rallentando marked there.”
 
Maestro: “You’re right, there isn’t a rallentando there.”
 
Bored musician: “But you were conducting more slowly.”
 
Maestro: “Yes, I was, because the whole orchestra slowed down.”
 
Bored musician: “But you should keep the tempo.”
 
Maestro: “Yes, I suppose I should, but there is no point if the whole orchestra slows down.”
 
Bored musician: “Well why does the whole orchestra slow down? They should be following you.”
 
Maestro: “I’ll tell you why. It’s because they are actually listening to each other and responding to what they hear. That’s what makes the difference between a good orchestra and a great orchestra.”
 
Bored musician: “But...”
 
Maestro: “BEGINNING!”
 
“Change begins with understanding and understanding begins by identifying oneself with another person: in a word, empathy. The arts enable us to put ourselves in the minds, eyes, ears and hearts of other human beings.” ~ Richard Eyre~

Monday, 9 December 2013

Expert Opinion

Expert Opinion

After studying music for a number of years, it’s nice to pretend that a high level of expertise has been achieved…
 
When we were driving to orchestra rehearsal we were listening, as usual, to Classic FM.
 
When a wonderful cello piece was being aired, my cellist partner and I playfully started to make our assessments:
 
Cellist: “Oh, this is Dvořák’s cello concerto in… erm…. B… b minor.”
 
Me: “B minor? Oh yes, I just heard a sharpened 7th there. Who do you think is playing?”
 
Cellist: “It could be Jackie.”
 
Me: “No I don’t think it’s Jackie.”
 
Cellist: “Why not?
 
Me: “Well it doesn’t sound like her cello. No, that’s definitely not the Davidov.”
 
Cellist: “Hmm, I think you might be right. Who do you think it is?”
 
Me: “Did you hear that? Whoever it is loves every note. I think it might be Steven Isserlis; he always loves every note. Oh. I think I just heard his hair then.”
 
Cellist: “You did not hear his hair! You just made that up.”
 
Me: “Well it might have been his jumper; a black turtle-neck if I’m not mistaken.”
 
Cellist: “Hmm. The sound of hair is very different to the sound of a turtle-neck jumper. Anyway, I’m not sure if Steven Isserlis has made a recording of this. It could be Rostropovich. It’s very passionate.”
 
Me: “Rostropovich? I’m not sure about that. The recording is very clear and clean.”
 
Cellist: “Well it sounds like Rostropovich’s fingerings.”
 
Me: “Yes it does doesn’t it? Whoever it is has probably used his fingerings, well most of them. The vibrato is different though. I’m sticking with Steven Isserlis.”
 
Cellist: “You don’t think that’s Rostropovich’s vibrato?”
 
Me: “No, whoever this is has more delicate fingers; longer and slimmer but strong.”
 
Cellist: “Yes, you could be right. It’s wonderful.”
 
Me: “Pity we’ve been talking through it. I’ve never heard it played like this before.”
 
Cellist: “We must order this; it’s brilliant, absolutely superb.”
 
Classic FM Radio presenter: “That was Dvořák’s cello concerto in b minor from a new recording by Steven Isserlis.”
 
Cellist: “Wow! We’re getting better at this. Can you order it when we get home?”
 
Me: “Yes, definitely.”
 
Cellist: “Now who’s this?”
 
Me: “André Rieu.”
 
Cellist: “Too easy.”
 
The Dvořák Cello Concertos CD has been ordered and is on it’s way - we shall listen to it intently and in silence when it arrives.

Friday, 15 November 2013

The U Turn

The U Turn

A couple of weeks ago in ‘Reasons to be Unreasonable’ I described my negative feelings towards an agency worker. Since then my impression of him has changed…
 
I’ve seen him braving all weathers cycling to and from work in the dark.
 
I’ve seen him spend several lunch breaks repairing punctures caused by thorns left on the roads after hedge-cutting.
 
I’ve seen him putting his rubbish in the bin instead of dropping it where he stood.
 
I’ve seen him stand taller and smile more often.
 
I’ve even talked with him.
 
He told me his wife had left him after twenty three years of marriage.
 
He told me that he feels that twenty three years of his life have been wasted.
 
He told me that he gave up his job because he couldn’t cope after the breakup of his marriage; he thought that it would be easy to get another job, but it wasn’t.
 
He told me that he leaves home for work at 7.00 in the morning and gets home at 6.30 in the evening.
 
He told me that he doesn’t know if he’ll be needed from one week to the next.
 
He said that although the money isn’t very good, he’d rather work than sit at home.
 
I admire him and actually quite like him now. He still spits now and then, but who can blame him?
 
Earlier this week my constantly inspirational friend, Claire, posted a quote (Plato?) which seems very appropriate:
 
“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.”

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Between Baroque and a Hard Place

Between Baroque and a Hard Place

Nothing worthwhile comes easily…
 
I went for a violin lesson last night. I was rather apprehensive as the last lesson consisted of playing a study as quickly as possible without stopping. My teacher played along with me, each time faster and faster, shouting “keep going – we don’t stop for mistakes!” It was pretty hair-raising.

My homework was to play the study at a pace which I would describe as “far too fast” using different slurs and bowings.
 
I hadn’t done my homework.
 
I couldn’t face the shame of playing the study “far too slowly”.
 
After fretting about this, I decided at the last minute to leave the study at home and to take a violin/cello duet that I had been working on with my partner, an Allegro by Handel, a piece which I felt reasonably confident about playing.
 
I arrived at my lesson and confessed that I hadn’t done anything with the study and had brought another piece with me.
 
“Baroque!” exclaimed my teacher “You do realise that this is what I do don’t you?”
 
Of course! My teacher is one of the leading lights in the baroque playing world.
 
“Do you want the long baroque lecture or the short baroque lecture?” she asked.
 
"Um, the long one please.” I replied tentatively.
 
She opened an old violin case and took out her baroque violin, a beautiful instrument with black and white edging either side of the slender finger board.

She explained that the strings were gut rather than metal, the bass bar was shorter, the bridge was lower and the whole instrument was tuned a semitone lower than a modern violin.
“So I couldn’t possibly play this with you playing yours, it would sound awful!” she exclaimed. “Play me your ‘A’”.
I played my ‘A’ string and she played the ‘A’ on hers.
“Urgh, you see, awful isn’t it?” She asked.
“Urgh, yes, disgusting.” I agreed, trying to appear more offended by the sound than I actually was.
 
Then she handed me a baroque bow, looking dangerously taught. “Have a go with this.”
 
I held the strange bow and was about to play, at the same time developing a terrible tickle in my throat. She took hold of the bow to move it nearer to the bridge and said “You need to play it around here...”
 
I coughed, politely covering my mouth.
 
“Oh!” she exclaimed, unexpectedly finding herself holding the bow on her own. “This has happened to me before with a child, I was adjusting the angle of her violin and she just let go. I said to her ‘I’m glad someone was holding it!’”

She returned the bow to me. “Ok,” she said “Let me hear you play.”
 
I raised my bow and started to play the incessant series of quavers.
 
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop…
 
“Ok, stop, stop” she commanded after I had played a mere four bars.
 
She played the piece for me. My jaw dropped. It was absolutely wonderful. I felt honoured to be a private audience to this incredible sound.
 
“That sounds much nicer.” I said, not wanting to go over the top with praise.
 
For the next forty or so minutes my teacher talked...
 
There are pauses, but not really pauses, like a breath, but much shorter than a singer’s breath.
 
Although not written into the music, there are stresses, but not really stresses, similar to the start of a new sentence, but very subtle.
 
She talked of notes being dotted but not really dotted, more held onto, some notes being cherished a little more and others a little less, yet barely noticeable.
 
She described a stream flowing over smooth rocks and stones.
 
Where there are three notes such as ‘G’, ‘D’ and ‘G’. It is almost as if it is a single ‘G’ with the ‘D’ as an ornament. There should be a diminuendo across the three notes, but not really a diminuendo, more of a gentle decay.
 
She talked of architecture. Of the soulless nature of a house with flat windows and doors compared to a house with a porch, bay windows and balconies. Of fabulous rococo ceilings with some notes being the gold leaf and other notes being the white plaster.
 
She said to pay attention to bar lines but also to ignore them and let the music determine which notes belong together.
 
She talked of two voices conversing within the music, of curving and pivoting the bow, of swelling and shaping notes like a wave rising and falling in the deep ocean.
 
My head was now swimming in this deep ocean.
 
Then I heard a ‘bing!’ sound.
 
“Ah, I think my cake’s ready.” She said and left the room.
 
I quickly packed up my instrument and music and waited for her return.
 
“Oh! I hope I haven’t put you off!” She said.
“No, not at all.” I replied “There’s a lot for me to think about. Thank you very much. It’s been really very interesting. What sort of cake is it?”
 
“Just an apple sponge. Would you like to book another lesson?”
 
“Yes, I’ll email you some dates, thank you again. Goodbye!” I said before leaving.
 
I’ve definitely got some serious practice to be getting on with.
 
“Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty… I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life.” ~Theodore Roosvelt~

Friday, 1 November 2013

A Little Light Conversation

A Little Light Conversation

Even when you speak the same language, it can be difficult to be understood and an interpreter is required…
 
Me: “I think something needs to be done about the lighting down the side of the building. Now it’s dark when we leave at night, it’s really hard to see when you’re going to your car.”
 
My boss: “What do you mean?”
 
Me: “I mean someone could trip in the dark round the side.”
 
My boss: “Dark round the side?”
 
Me: “Yes it’s very dark when we leave at night now.”
 
My boss: “Of course it’s dark. It’s called night time.”
 
Me: “Yes, I know that. But it’s dangerous down that side.”
 
My boss: “Well don’t go down the side then.”
 
Me: “That’s where the staff has to park isn’t it? We have to go there.”
 
My boss: “The staff has always parked down the side for the past ten years.”
 
Me: “Yes and the lighting is not sufficient to see where you’re going.”
 
My boss: “There’s lighting on the floodlights at the front.”
 
Me: “Yes, at the front but not down the side. Someone could hurt themselves.”
 
My boss: “Well they’ll just have to be careful then. At night it’s dark and you obviously have to be careful. Everyone knows that. Why are you going on about it?”
 
Me: “This is like mental torture. Someone could get hurt and it would be your fault for not providing sufficient lighting.”
 
My boss: “Rubbish! How can it be my fault that it goes dark at night?”
 
<In walks the manager with Health and Safety responsibilities.>
 
Me: “I was just trying to explain to the boss that it’s really dark round the side at night and there needs to be better lighting.”
 
Manager with H&S responsibilities: “Yes, I agree. I told you last year that it needed sorting out.”
 
My boss: “What?”
 
Manager with H&S responsibilities: “Yeah, I told you that I tripped going to the car and that you needed to sort some lighting out down that side.”
 
My boss: “Well let’s sort it out then. I’ll phone the electrician now. We can’t have people tripping over in the dark. It’s dangerous.”
 
“If you want that good feeling that comes from doing things for other folks then you have to pay for it in abuse and misunderstanding.” ~ Zora Neale Hurston ~

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Phonetic Fanatic

Phonetic Fanatic

We are strongly encouraged to use the phonetic alphabet at work to ensure fast and clear telephone communication; but this only works if both parties are familiar with it…
 
Me: “Yes, I’ll give you the product code. Are you ready?”
 
Caller: “Yes.”
 
Me: “OK,”
 
Caller: “O... K...”
 
Me: “No, sorry, I was just saying ok. That’s not the code.”
 
Caller: “That’s not the code? What is the code?”
 
Me: “M for Mike.”
 
Caller: “Yes?”
 
Me: “Is your name Mike?”
 
Caller: “Yes.”
 
Me: “Oh. Well the code is M for Mike or Mother...”
 
Caller: “Mother?”
 
Me: “Yes the first letter of the code is M.”
 
Caller: “Oh, right. Yes. M. M. Yes. M for mother.”
 
Me: “The next letter is N for November”
 
Caller: “Yes, I’ve got M.”
 
Me: “No, N. N for”
 
Caller: “Oh. N. N… 4…”
 
Me: “Not N4 just N.”
 
Caller: “Just N?”
 
Me: “Yes, M.N. The next letter is… Q for Quebec.”
 
Caller: “How do you spell Quebec?”
 
Me: “Pardon?”
 
Caller: “How do you spell Quebec?”
 
Me: “Listen, let’s start again shall we? Can I just give you the product code?”
 
Caller: “Yes.”
 
Me: “Are you ready?”
 
Caller: “Yes.”
 
Me: “M… N… Q... 5… 7... 6... 0... W...”
 
Caller: “M. N. Q. 5. 7. 6. 0. W.”
 
Me: “Yes, that’s it.”
 
Caller: “Thank you very much for your help.”
 
Me: “That’s ok. Goodbye.”
 
Caller: “Goodbye.”
 
So much for speed and efficiency.

Friday, 11 October 2013

Questions Questions

Questions Questions

Being in an office where you can hear, but not see each other is not always a good thing - especially when on the phone to a voice-operated system…
 
Automated Voice: “At what time will the goods be ready for collection?”
 
Me: “TWELVE!”
 
My boss: “What?”
 
Me: “I’m arranging a collection.”
 
My boss: “Oh”
 
Automated Voice: “Are any of the goods hazardous?”
 
My boss: “Is it TNT?”
 
Me: “NO!”
 
My boss: “Who is it then?”
 
Me: “Yes it’s TNT.”
 
My boss: “Where’s it going to?”
 
Automated Voice: “How many parcels are there to collect?”
 
Me: “TWO!”
 
My boss: “Yes, where’s it going to?”
 
Me: “Australia.”
 
My boss: “Right, how many parcels did they pack it in?”
 
Automated Voice: “To the nearest kilogram, what is the total weight of the consignment?”
 
Me: “TWENTY SEVEN!”
 
My boss: “What! That’s ridiculous! 27? Are you sure?”
 
Automated Voice: “Have you prepared three copies of the commercial invoice?”
 
Me: “YES!”
 
My boss: “That’s going to cost a fortune!”
 
Automated Voice: “What is the total value of the goods?”
 
Me: “THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO POUNDS FIFTY SEVEN PENCE!”
 
My boss: “What? No! That’s far too much! ”
 
Me: “No. I was just giving the value of the goods.”
 
My boss: “Oh. But still, it’s going to be too expensive. How much is the transport going to cost?”
 
Automated Voice: “I’m sorry. Please repeat the total value of the goods.”
 
Me: “THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO POUNDS FIFTY SEVEN PENCE!”
 
My boss: “What! That’s nearly as much as the value of the order!”
 
Automated Voice: “Do you require additional insurance for this consignment?”
 
Me: “NO!”
 
My boss: “Yes it is!”
 
Automated Voice: “Thank you. Your collection is arranged. Do you want to access any other services with TNT?”
 
Me: “NO!”
 
My boss: “It is!”
 
Automated Voice: “Thank you for booking with TNT. Your call is complete.”
 
<I put the phone down.>
 
My boss: “Oh. Sorry, I didn’t realise you were still on the phone.”
 
As Lord Chesterfield wisely said: “Hear one side and you will be in the dark. Hear both and all will be clear.”





Monday, 30 September 2013

Last Fight Of The Proms

Last Fight Of The Proms

I’ve wanted to go to the BBC Proms at the Royal Albert Hall for quite some time but haven’t managed to go as yet. When I heard that there was a “Last Night of the Proms” concert being held locally, it seemed like an opportunity too good to miss…
 
We bought our little flags and went to our seats.
 
The audience appeared to be largely made up of sedate elderly classical music lovers, with the notable exception of an excitable woman wearing a plastic union jack bowler hat, brandishing a St. George’s cross flag and blowing on a party horn. She was seated with her partner in the middle section to our left and a couple of rows down.
 
The lights dimmed, the audience settled down and the concert began. It was a small orchestra and the musicians were brilliant. The audience listened attentively.
 
I knew from watching the Proms on television that there were certain behavioural rules and strange rituals, but I wasn’t completely sure of Prommer etiquette, so looked about me for guidance. It seemed, for the moment, that the general idea was to sit quietly and appreciate the music with flags down until prompted otherwise.
 
The orchestra played Elgar’s Nimrod beautifully. The audience applauded politely. The excitable woman leapt out of her seat, waved her flag wildly, let at a loud “Whoot!” as a prelude to enthusiastic party horn hooting.
 
I couldn’t help but notice that this outburst attracted the attention of other members of the audience too. The lady in front of me tutted and muttered something to her friend. The lady behind the excitable woman said “shhh!” and shook her head at her husband.
 
The next piece was announced. The excitable woman shouted “Yay!!!” and bounced up and down in her seat. The lady in front of me said “Oh! Really!” and locked her eyes onto the back of the excitable woman’s bowler-hatted head. The laser-like glare didn’t deter the excitable woman who continued to bob up and down rhythmically to “Barnacle Bill” the theme tune from Blue Peter. I was actually rather impressed that she managed maintain an exhilaratingly fast bobbing rate even during the presto finale. The lady behind the excitable woman folded her arms.
 
The next piece was announced; a medley from “Oliver!” with a duet accompanied by the orchestra. The excitable woman was moved to join in, screaming “I’d do anything, ANYTHING for yoooooouuuuu!!” into her partner’s face. Her partner looked at the floor. The lady behind the excitable woman rolled her eyes at her husband. The lady in front of me leaned forward slightly and redoubled her glaring efforts.
 
The next piece was quieter and more subdued. The excitable woman calmed down and simply swayed from side to side waving her flag at the head height of the lady behind her. The lady behind her initially tried to synchronise her movements so that she could watch the orchestra but gave up, folded her arms more tightly and stared at the plastic union jack bowler hat.
 
The next piece was announced; “Land of Hope and Glory”. The excitable woman shouted “Yayyyyyy!! Yayyyyy!! Yaaaaaaayyyyy!!!” and gave several blasts on her party horn. The audience was encouraged to wave flags.
 
We all waved our flags.
 
Then I noticed that the lady behind the excitable woman wasn’t waving hers. Instead she was rolling the flag tightly around the stick and closely watching the movements of the excitable woman’s flag.

Then she struck. She viciously lashed out and hit the excitable woman’s flag pole several times before knocking the plastic bowler hat forwards.
 
The excitable woman caught her bowler hat and turned round to the lady behind her. The lady behind quickly unfurled her flag, adopted an indomitable stalwart expression, and proudly waved her union flag with everyone else. The excitable woman looked confused and turned forwards again. The lady behind smiled and winked at her husband who gave her a congratulatory pat on the knee.
 
We all stood for “God Save the Queen” before leaving.
 
So, my first “Last Night of the Proms” was a movingly patriotic and yet humbling experience giving me a deeper appreciation of the distinctly Great British character.

Friday, 13 September 2013

Listening Skills

Listening Skills

The art of attentive listening…
 
My boss had just been having a lengthy discussion about football with another member of staff before returning to his desk.
 
Me: “I’m playing at a gig tomorrow.”
 
My boss: “Uh huh.”
 
Me: “Yes, it’s at a tea party for a big birthday. I’m a bit nervous.”
 
My boss: “Hmm.”
 
Me: “It’s going to be a long day because we’ve got orchestra rehearsal in the morning and then the tea party in the afternoon.”
 
My boss: “Forty six.”
 
Me: “Pardon?”
 
My boss: “What?”
 
Me: “Oh, I was just telling you about what I was doing tomorrow and you said forty six.”
 
My boss: “I’m reading this very long complicated email and I can’t do that and listen to you at the same time.”
 
Me: “Sorry, I didn’t realise you were reading an email.”
 
My boss: “mmm thirty seven, oh, oh right, thirty seven, yes.”
 
Me: “Are you doing anything interesting at the weekend?”
 
My boss: “Well, I’m going shopping in the morning. I need to get some more shower cleaner. If it’s not raining I want to get the grass cut and stain the bench and put it away for the winter. It’s very faded now. I’ll need to rub it down first. That reminds me, I need to get more sandpaper…” <10 minutes of talking later> “… and I want to tidy the shelving unit in the garage. What about you? Doing anything interesting?”
 
Me: “Well I’m playing violin in an ensemble at a tea party tomorrow.”
 
My boss: “Hmm. Really? Oh yes. Yes yes yes yes yes thirty seven that’s right.”
 
Perhaps I need to work on the art of being slightly interesting.