Thursday, 29 August 2013

The Marketing Guru

The Marketing Guru

Introducing the Marketing Guru...


The Marketing Guru persuaded my boss to subscribe to her services. It seems that she managed to achieve this by sitting really close to him, feigning an interest in his television-watching exploits and loudly proclaiming that he was obviously very clever and very busy.

For some reason she rarely visits and, if she phones, she strongly resists being put through to my boss, preferring instead to leave a brief message.

We have just had a rare visit from the Marketing Guru. Last time she got into my bad books by being shouty and messily eating an overfilled coronation chicken sandwich in the office. This time however she redeemed herself by speaking softly, just drinking tea and telling me that she likes my hair.

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