Thursday, 29 August 2013

TV Talk

TV Talk


My boss enjoys watching television in the evening. His enjoyment is multiplied by reporting his television viewing experiences to his staff...

My boss: “I’ll tell you what I saw last night, a quiz show called “The Chase”… did you watch it?”

Me: “No, I don’t like quiz shows”.

<10 minutes of being told all about it>

My boss: “….and there was this one guy who could answer all the questions about nature because he was a naturist”

Me: “A naturist is someone who takes their clothes off.”

My boss: “No, that’s a nudist”

Me: “They’re the same thing”

My boss: “Well what was he then?”

Me: “I don’t know, I didn’t watch it, but probably a naturalist”

My boss: “I’m sure they said he was a naturist”

Me: “Well then he might have been a naturist who knows all about nature”

My boss: “Yes, he did, he could answer all of the nature questions.”









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