Tea Break Twalk

Tea Break Twalk

Current affairs are often discussed in the workplace during the tea break…

 

Bob: “I heard that the most popular word of the year is selfie and it’s going in the dictionary or something.”

 

Steve: “Never heard of it. What’s it mean?”

 

Bob: “I think it’s just a picture of yourself; one that you’ve taken yourself.”

 

Steve: “Right. How boring.”

 

Bob: “Another popular word is twerking.”

 

Steve: “Oh yeah, I know what that is. Stephen Fry is one of the most popular twerkers; he’s got millions of followers apparently.”

 

Bob: “No, that’s Twitter – he doesn’t twerk; he tweets.”

 

Steve: “Oh yeah. Well what’s twerking then?”

 

Bob: “I think it’s that dance they do these days like this…” <demonstrates something akin to twerking without spilling his tea>

 

Steve: “Very nice Bob! But I’d call that twerping not twerking. Are there any biscuits left?”

 

Bob: “Only bourbons, do you want one?”

 

Steve: “Go on then. I’ll take a selfie of me eating it.”

 

A most entertaining tea break indeed.